This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
it glows. i had to have it.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
So. Much. Porn.
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