when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
