I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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