i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
that is very illegal...i love you.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
