I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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