i think i have herpe
just one?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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