so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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