let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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