Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Randomize