windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I could fuck to npr.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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