Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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