: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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