Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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