ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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