I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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