I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
