A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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