What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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