My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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