90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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