I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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