so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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