My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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