the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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