he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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