Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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