Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
North Korea, Best Korea!
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
