I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
