How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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