Swine flu. Run for my life!
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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