I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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