Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
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