It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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