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every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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