Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
