How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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