Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
How external is "for external use only"?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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