I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Who died my cat blue again?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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