walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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