What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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