okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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