got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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