Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Randomize
