can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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