The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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