Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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