Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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