I wanna bring you to show and tell
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
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