To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
That's when you crack a 10am beer
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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