I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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