The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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