Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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