My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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