the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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