i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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