Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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