yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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